Appearance jokes
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣