I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Answer; Their INCESTors!
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer; These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
what do you do when your cats not home.
Answer: you play with your neighbors pussy
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
What is the difference between an orphan and Cotten Candy ? Answer: the Cotten Candy gets picked
Today my biology teacher asked meh what's commonly found in a cell .................. And apparently black people isn't the right answer
this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it
