Answer jokes
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!