Answer jokes

Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?

Because his answers were netherrite.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

Why did the bee go to the doctors?

Answer: Because he had hives.

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

What do you call a cow with no legs?

(Answer) Ground beef.

Sorry for a bad joke.

Why does an orphan hate the internet?

Because he's always on the homepage.

When do Americans answer their door?

Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

What do you call a guy with a sandwich?

A guy with a sandwich.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?

Answer: Because he sucks!

I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.

Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

I never knew what my dad's job was.

One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"

My dad answered...

What is black and white and red all over?

Answer: A newspaper.

That is what my 3-year-old told me.

Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

Enjoy!

You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?

Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.

Me: "I came home laughing."

Parents: "What's wrong?"

Me: "The teacher asked everyone a question. Luckily, I was the only one who knew."

Parents: "Good for you, Johnny. What was the fantastic question your teacher gave everyone and only you knew?"

Me: "Well, it's kinda complicated, but here it goes."

Parents: "What is it?"

Me: "Who farted?"