Answer Jokes

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.

why did the kid go in the guys van

answer: he thought he was being adopted

What do you tell someone who has depression Answer: just hang in there

Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?

Answers; at a second hand store

How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔 Answer: a buck an ear. 🤣

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well... ARRRR rated! Huh huh huh...

There are 2 dads and 2 sons they all caught a fish, Why did they only come home with 3 fish? (Answer) There were a grand-dad- dad- and son. If you don't get then it means grand father is the dad to the dad(1 dad) dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather, Get it?

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question Still waiting on an answer

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer; They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men", or a VIRGIN!

Question; Did YOU KNOW, that "Diarrhea" is HEREDITARY? Answer: It "Runs" in YOUR JEANS!

Did u ever walk into Stephen hawking house Answer no neither did he

Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?

Answer; He'll have you in "Stitches"!

Why do orphans watch nightmare before Christmas

Answer: oogie boogie is ugly so they wanted for be ugly

Question; Why was "6" Scared? Answer; Because "7" ate "9"!

What does a "Smart Russian", and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer; Non-Existance!

does anybody know the similarites between a rubixs cube and a penis? I dont know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.