what do you call a bird with no wings answer: A FLAP
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless...”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed.
The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless...” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!”
As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Answer:special forces
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer; They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men", or a VIRGIN!
What does a "Smart Russian", and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer; Non-Existance!
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Answer; Roberto!
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
Answer; He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Question; Did YOU KNOW, that "Diarrhea" is HEREDITARY? Answer: It "Runs" in YOUR JEANS!
Question; Why was "6" Scared? Answer; Because "7" ate "9"!
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question Still waiting on an answer
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: to the moooooovies
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Why do orphans watch nightmare before Christmas
Answer: oogie boogie is ugly so they wanted for be ugly
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔 Answer: a buck an ear. 🤣
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well... ARRRR rated! Huh huh huh...
There are 2 dads and 2 sons they all caught a fish, Why did they only come home with 3 fish? (Answer) There were a grand-dad- dad- and son. If you don't get then it means grand father is the dad to the dad(1 dad) dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather, Get it?
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: because it has a million degrees. 😀
