Answer jokes
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
Memes
Question and answer 🙄
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife, and no one could see him. He threw the body out of the car and threw the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife was dead and to come to the scene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops immediately arrested him. Why?
ANSWER: The cops never said where the scene of the crime is.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!