ANS jokes

What do you call a riot full of white people?

An avalanche.

Yo momma's an ICE agent!

“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.

“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.

I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.

Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?

Downy unstopables.

What do me and an emo kid have in common:

We both like to hang.

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

What do you call a Mexican with an m3?

A greaser.

What activity do nuns and whores have in common?

Answer: Genuflection.

What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.