ANS jokes
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.