Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Orphan's Missing Parents
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod! So, the teacher says they got a new kid who's an orphan, meaning his parents are dead. Then, when the teacher asks if anyone is missing, the student replies with "His parents"! Get it? The parents are missing, because they are dead. It's funny because the obvious is stated. Also, you should know what an orphan is, loser!
Comments (3)
chase w
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mike
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adam
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