ANS jokes
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.