ANS jokes
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?