ANS jokes
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Ethan should give me an Australian kiss 🤭
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.