ANS jokes
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.