ANS jokes
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Memes
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.