ANS jokes
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.