ANS jokes
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.