ANS jokes
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
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Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.