Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Orphan's Baseball Problem
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that orphans don't have a "home" in the traditional sense, so they wouldn't know where "home" base is in baseball. Do you even know how to hold a bat? I bet you think baseball is just a sport where people hit balls with sticks.