ANS jokes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Memes
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.