ANS jokes
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Ganesha is an elephant.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.