ANS jokes

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.

What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.

If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.

What does an orphan's family photo called?

A selfie.

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They can never do a home run.

Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.

What do you call an ass on a beach?

Sandy cheeks!

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Answer: Special forces.

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when it started RAINING RHYMES.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.