ANS jokes
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.