ANS jokes

What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

When does a kid become an orphan?

When the parents leave.

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find home.

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

Me: Okay, so an Asian...

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Hide and seek.

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.