ANS jokes
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
This is an a-maze-ing joke!