ANS jokes
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.