ANS jokes
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!