Animal

Animal jokes

Hare

    • What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?

    The cops had to comb through the area.

    Butcher

    • At a date:

    He: "I work with animals every day."

    Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"

    He: "I'm a butcher."

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    • Dog

    • My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.

    Dog

    • Top ten dog breeds:

    10. Dogs

    9. Are

    8. Beautiful

    7. Animals

    6. And

    5. Judgement

    3. Is

    2. Cruel

    1. Dachshund

    Animal memes

    Friend

    • I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

    Deer

    • What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.

    What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.

    What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.

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    • Turtle

    • A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

    Dog

    • Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

    Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

    Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

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    • Homework

    • I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.

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