What do you call a smart pig?
A swinestien
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
what did the duck say to the drug dealer?
GIMME SOME OF THAT QUACK!
What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater
Knock Knock Who there Who Who Who It is an owl!!
What is a frog's favourite drink? Croaka-cola!
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye idea!
What did the cat say when he got mad?
Im hissed
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow
A Holy Cow
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: Nice to eat you.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat but I would be lion.
Animal jokes, Eh?
Toucan play at that game.
mole
What did the panther say at the poker party? I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
What is the octopuses favorite shape
An octagon
why did the cat meow because its a cat,And they meow
I work with animals!! What do you do? I’m a butcher
