One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
I wanted to tell an animal joke but its irrelephant
Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
Actually, It isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
NAUSHFBUYGWF
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig
she started crying
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger
A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
What does the Cow say to the spy? Are you udder cover
teacher: ''kids what does the chicken give you''?.
students: ''meat''.
teacher: ''very good now what does the pig give you''?
students: ''bacon''.
teacher: ''and finally what does the fat cow give you''?
one of the students: ''homework''!
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
ima cheet-ah on the test.
What do you call a two dimensional owl? A --- Paper TOWL!!!!
