What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
