what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes
what is hitlers favourite animal
adolphin
Knock Knock Who there Who Who Who It is an owl!!
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
what did the duck say to the drug dealer?
GIMME SOME OF THAT QUACK!
What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
What did the cat say when he got mad?
Im hissed
What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater
What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow
A Holy Cow
How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
What do you call a smart pig?
A swinestien
Why was the turtle 🐢 looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
