Animal jokes
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
How can you help a llama on holiday? Alpaca your bags.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.