Animal jokes
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
A black cat will be racist next.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the otter side.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.