What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!
What do you call a deaf animal? Anything, it can't hear you.
I was walking down main street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get a my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, expeciy when your a furry."
So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "does your poop stick to your fur?" And the rabbit replied, "no" and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
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What’s the difference between a aligator and a child?
You can’t abuse a aligator
What did the Bull say to his son when he was going of to school? BISON!!!!
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of anti-bodies.
What do call a magic owl
HOOdini
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
