What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd? A hipster!
A Grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.....The Bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you". The Grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
what do crows get after they buy a phone? a cawing card
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says "I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
Does your cat scratch you?Yeah ,I need gave him payback ,but now he won't respond.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
Cheetah cheetah!
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing
What's a cat's favourite colour? Purrple
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry? Carats
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? Beehive Yourselves!
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
what is the difference between a cow and me
nothing
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
what is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.