Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
what type of bee makes milk? A boobee
How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
What kind of dog can do magic tricks? -- A labracadabrador.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-a-war?
A: pulled pork
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks 'What are you?', the baby bunny replies 'Well I'm a baby bunny. What are you?' the baby skunk says 'Well I don't know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says 'No you're not a baby bunny.' so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies 'Well you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white so you must be Mexican.'
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
[1]: Knock knock
[2]: Who's there?
[1]: Interrupting Cow
[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!
"How was your day?" "It was great" "what was so great about it?" "i saw a puppy" "awww" "and i ran over it :)"
Teacher: what's your favorite animal
Me: Desert Eagle
Teacher:why?
Me:cause it fits in my backpack
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Q. What do they call an Isis terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
