What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
what did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
meooooow
What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaay!
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
What does a cow use in school? A cowculater
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? -- "Deja moo!"
Two cows were hiding.One said:"Moooo" The other one said:"Shut up! We're hiding!"
What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.
One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle
Actually, It isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
NAUSHFBUYGWF
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
