Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Whats a Horses faviroute Football player? NEIGH-mar!
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
what do you call a cow with no legs
groundbeaf
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
what has two legs and is red all over?
half a cat
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch)
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do