New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle
what do you call a cow that fell
ground beefffffff --- Aaron
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him rape
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador
Why didn't the bear go to college? -- Because bears don't go to college.
How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
why do Animators like Christianity? Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose
what is hitlers favourite animal
adolphin
when a donkey digs a tunnel it is called a burro
Why was the turtle š¢ looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
