Animal jokes
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
I like tortles.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Are you the king of the jungle? 'Cause why are we lying?
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.