Animal jokes
"Baaad boy."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
Memes
uh oh
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.