Animal jokes
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
"Baaad boy."
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Memes
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.