Animal jokes
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Animals are just... so hot!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Bro my cat just got rejected from art class
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.