Animal jokes
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
Memes
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
LYNXXXXXXX!
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animalsđź‘Źout of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.