Animal jokes
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
experiment
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!