Animal jokes
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What is an owl that wears armor?
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Chicken
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)