Animal jokes
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"