Animal jokes
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
Memes
squint your eyes
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
What is a dog?
A pet.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?