Animal jokes
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Memes
Bro my cat just got rejected from art class
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
What is a dog?
A pet.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Which category is glory in?
Cats.