Animal jokes
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.