Animal jokes
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Your not actually cute so shhhhh
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.