Animal jokes
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Memes
Your not actually cute so shhhhh
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.