Animal jokes
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
my cats dunking on Micheal Jordan
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.