Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Animal Jokes
They're blooming a gay chicken.
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
I smell like skunk.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
