Animal jokes
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
They're blooming a gay chicken.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What did the dog say to the other dog?