Animal jokes
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
I’m new
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Why did the chicken cross the road?