Animal jokes
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
They're blooming a gay chicken.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What did the dog say to the other dog?
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!