Animal

Animal jokes

Hedgehog

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.

Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.

Whale

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

Memes

Cow

Why don't cows make good policemen?

Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!

Cow

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.

Turkey

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

Joe mama

Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.

Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Horse

What did the horse say when his throat was sore?

I have a hoarse throat!

Snake

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

Cheetah

Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?

Because he's a cheetah!