Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!