Animal jokes
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Memes
MY 4 little kittens
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.