Animal jokes
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
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My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
What happened to watersharky?
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!