Animal jokes
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Memes
Me everyday
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
Dodo.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!