One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!