Animal jokes
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
Memes
Your not actually cute so shhhhh
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!