Animal jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.