Animal jokes
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
Memes
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
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What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!