Animal jokes
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
Memes
Anime memes replaced by breaking bad
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/