Animal jokes
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D