Animal jokes
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.