Animal jokes
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
How many children does Explain Bear have?
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.
Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.
And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3