Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Cheetah Hide and Seek
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you unspotted dolt. The joke is that "spotted" has two meanings. Cheetahs have spots. But also, if you are "spotted" in hide and seek, that means someone sees you and you lose. So the cheetah always loses because he is spotted, ya dig?
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