What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
gay fish.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
Well, at least the one I fucked did.
Student: A plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left?
Teacher: 203
Student: How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
Teacher: You can't.
Student: Yes, you can. Open the fridge door, put the elephant in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: Open the door, put in the giraffe?
Student: No, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe.
The Lion King is having a party, who isn't there?
Teacher: Let me guess, the lion.
Student: No, the giraffe, he's stuck in a fridge.
Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how?
Teacher: She stepped on the alligators?
Student: No, the alligators are at the party.
Sally dies anyway, how?
Teacher: She frowned?
Student: No, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
