Animal

Animal Jokes

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.

Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!

Llama: What's your damn problem?

Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?