Animal

Animal jokes

What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...

Why is it easy to weigh fish?

Because they have their own scales! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?

You'll get jur ass kicked.

What do emo kids and bats have in common?

They both hang from trees.

My girlfriendโ€™s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.

She just screamed at me and said: โ€œWhat am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?โ€

Did you know pigeons die after sex?

Well, at least the one I fucked did.