How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan? hippo-POT-amus
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted🐄
What would you name a mumafied squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
