What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaay!
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her so she said ̈stop horsing around ̈
Get it horse-ing
a chicken is dellisis
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion? Because she knew the lion was always lion. #WORST JOKES EVER
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
