I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
