What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
the pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed. when I was in the shower, i couldn't hear it. Why? because the "p" is silent
what did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
meooooow
AOT > ur fav anime
Bestie hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!!
What do you call a monkey in a mine field? BaBOOM
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow
A Holy Cow
Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering
what is cheetah favourite taste to run fast? cheetah outta here
Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt
