What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
When you tell an Asian kid itโs raining cats and dogs and heโs like, โJust open your mouth and close your eyes!โ
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, โWow, Iโve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?โ
โPop,โ goes the weasel.
