By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle
My girlfriend said to me dear i think you have hit an animal theirs blood and dents all over the bonnet
I said no love, im not waiting for a black lives matter rally
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck.”
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
How do you catch an elephant? Act like a peanut.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend? Act like a nut.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake a snake has a home to go to underground
A salamander came by me the other and he AXOLTOL questions. BA DUM TSS!!!
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, Snow White with the Red Hair, up until now.
Why is a elephent big,grey, and hairy?
What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
mole
A family put their kid and their dog in an Orphanage but came back for only the dog.
what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck
What do you call cat that walk slow?
CATerpillar
