What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
what do you call a three humped camal- pregnant.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
What's black and white and red allover? A penguin that's just been raped.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
