Animal jokes
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Bald Eagle.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
I love my dog, Sadie.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
Hi! I love my dog.