Animal jokes
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion!! 🦁
In a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo...
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.