Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
The one by die.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Koalas are awesome!
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The chicken...
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!