Animal jokes
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion!! 🦁
In a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo...
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"