What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Animal Jokes
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Bald Eagle.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
I love my dog, Sadie.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
Hi! I love my dog.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
