Animal jokes
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
moo.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.