Animal jokes
Aren't I beary good?
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
Stupid cow.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!