Animal jokes
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
moo.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Friend: You look like a baboon.
Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂