Animal jokes
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
My sis a fat cow.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
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Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.