Animal jokes
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
How do fish get to school?
On a octobus.
Lol.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.