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Animal jokes

One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.

The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.

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    • What do you call a 3 humped camel?

    Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀

    Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

    Students: "Meat."

    Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"

    Students: "Bacon."

    Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"

    One of the students: "Homework!"

    Man: Knock, knock...

    Boy: Who's there?

    Man: Bear...

    Boy: Bear who?

    Man: Bear bottom.

    What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

    Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

    Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

    Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

    Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

    I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

    I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

    What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!

    What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

    The puppies actually get adopted.

    Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?

    Because it was Halloween!