Animal jokes
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Beach whales.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.