What cow can part water? Mooses.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
Her dog was blind, too.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
