Animal jokes
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.