Animal jokes
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
You gonna poop someday.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.