Animal jokes
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*