Ani jokes
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
You don't have any balls.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Any more song suggestions?
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.