Ani jokes
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
I can't think of any jokes.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
A guy is due to meet his friends for drinks at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.
The guy says, "Well, you won't believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her."
The friends are cheering and one friend asks, "So... did you get any head?"
The guy replies, "No, I couldn't find it."
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.