Ani Jokes

a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home

LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡

Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your BUTT!

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. my friends do. one person never does any of his homework.

eventually we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly commit suicide.

A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.

She replied "Oh fuck off, you wont bring it back!"

pov when the orphan kid goes to cherch and thay hav to swer on something the kid i swere on my...frends oh wait i dont have any

My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say

So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

Why does a orphanage have any milk because dad never came back with the milk

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday? Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day. Teacher: Why is that your least favorite? Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive. Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please

How many fingers am I holding? I'm not HOLDING any fingers.

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school 🏫 was your name in your house 🏡 I did not have any good time for dinner today but I did have a good night sleep and

What should you name a dog without any legs? It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell he's not coming.

All the traffic stoping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s.

THAT

what do you call a cow without any legs......... ground beef

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Any joke can be funny with the right delivery except abortion jokes because then there is no delivery

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.