Ani jokes

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.

What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽

What is the reason for why women never look to the right?

Because they don't have any rights.

When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,

just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

Why do orphans get in trouble at school?

Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"

"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."

"I meant the ice cream, bro..."

Why were the students jealous of the orphan?

He never had any homework!

(I'm going to hell for this)

Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.

Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?

Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.

I don't have any friends.

If you like this, I can be your friend :)

Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.