Anger jokes
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.