Anger jokes
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.