Anger jokes
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Go fuck yourself!
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.