My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
