Anger jokes
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.
What the fuck?
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker.
Pussy, asshole, cunt.
Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch.
Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick.
Jesus Harold Christ!
Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt!
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!